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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Groucho Marx 

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
 
Emo Philips
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
 
Joseph Campbell
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Paula Poundstone
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

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